The following are preached by renowned gambling authority Stanford Wong in his Complete Idiot’s Guide to Gambling Like A Pro.

1. Thou shalt not pray before spotted cubes of ivory.
2. Thou shalt not speak the name of the Lord until all else has failed.
3. Thou shalt not worship thy winnings.
4. Thou shalt not play seven days in a row. Thou shalt rest at least once.
5. Thou shalt honor thy mother and father, and forgive them for gambling away thy inheritance.
6. Thou shalt not kill third-base players who know not what they have done.
7. Thou shalt not adulterate thy cards, cubes or coins.
8. Thou shalt not steal thy gambling money from thy children’s college fund.
9. Thou shalt not falsely accuse thy dealer of cheating.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s (gambling) machine.

*** It s written in metaphor and sound a bit like joke. But this combined with golden rules can keep you pro away from blind gamblers and lotto players.

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